im getting off tumblr for the night bc homework and packing lol, have a nice day/night!!!

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juniorbizarre:

how did i forget about this i’m crying

juniorbizarre:

how did i forget about this i’m crying

protowilson:

betterbemeta:

This tea is awful. It’s fucking disgusting. Don’t believe that lazy shit idyllic pastoral landscape on the goddamn cardboard box. It’s a damn lie and if you drink this tea you’ll know the heart of minty darkness
Like OK I appreciate that it tries to prepare you for whats inside by a cute picture on the box. Fresh green mint leaves, and some candy cane sticks to get you in that shitty assfaced Christmas mood. Look it’s even tied with a repugnant little red bow. fuck this tea.
So if you open the box and immediately steep a cup prepare to get one of those cute lil candy canes up your FUCKING NOSE and in your FUCKING EYES because this shit doesn’t know personal space in the same way a demon from hell doesn’t know a loving God.
I hope you like drinking your throat lozenges because here’s a blistering stream an actual menthol golem would piss down your fucking throat while you gag on its candy-striped wiener. 
So you lock this shit in a box for 3 months while you recover from the worst toothpaste-flavored blowjob of your life and maybe get yourself together again. You recover. You move on. Things are looking pretty up and you think back, well maybe that godforsaken tea didn’t really taste like a peppermint Siberia. So you make a cup like the foolish piece of shit you are
and you’re right, but so wrong about the character and nature of your mistake you might as well star in Greek tragedy. You pathetic bag of bollocks.
because in the months its been locked in a top-shelf tomb the life and vehement mint-based hatred for the physical world has withered and desiccated out of its soulless teabag husks.
Now what you have got in your fucking unfortunate mug is a hot steaming cup of fuck you that tastes like the inside of the birch tree on the fucking box, or maybe Santa’s tears mixed with mummy dust, or midwinter leaf litter a vaguely minty dog only rolled in once.
The aftertaste stinks of wax. Why wax? Because it wants to remind you that you’re the kid who ate birthday candles in first grade, that’s why. And every single other bad decision you now regret.
fuck this tea. fuck it, it tastes like a hollow  mannequin of a tea, hot leaf swill unfit to fertilize even fake fucking flowers.Maybe you could tan leather in it. I don’t fucking know but get it away from me and the human race. Fucking shoot it at the moon where it belongs with all of the other celestial fucking seasonings. fuck

I never thought I’d reblog a tea review but here we are.

protowilson:

betterbemeta:

This tea is awful. It’s fucking disgusting. Don’t believe that lazy shit idyllic pastoral landscape on the goddamn cardboard box. It’s a damn lie and if you drink this tea you’ll know the heart of minty darkness

Like OK I appreciate that it tries to prepare you for whats inside by a cute picture on the box. Fresh green mint leaves, and some candy cane sticks to get you in that shitty assfaced Christmas mood. Look it’s even tied with a repugnant little red bow. fuck this tea.

So if you open the box and immediately steep a cup prepare to get one of those cute lil candy canes up your FUCKING NOSE and in your FUCKING EYES because this shit doesn’t know personal space in the same way a demon from hell doesn’t know a loving God.

I hope you like drinking your throat lozenges because here’s a blistering stream an actual menthol golem would piss down your fucking throat while you gag on its candy-striped wiener. 

So you lock this shit in a box for 3 months while you recover from the worst toothpaste-flavored blowjob of your life and maybe get yourself together again. You recover. You move on. Things are looking pretty up and you think back, well maybe that godforsaken tea didn’t really taste like a peppermint Siberia. So you make a cup like the foolish piece of shit you are

and you’re right, but so wrong about the character and nature of your mistake you might as well star in Greek tragedy. You pathetic bag of bollocks.

because in the months its been locked in a top-shelf tomb the life and vehement mint-based hatred for the physical world has withered and desiccated out of its soulless teabag husks.

Now what you have got in your fucking unfortunate mug is a hot steaming cup of fuck you that tastes like the inside of the birch tree on the fucking box, or maybe Santa’s tears mixed with mummy dust, or midwinter leaf litter a vaguely minty dog only rolled in once.

The aftertaste stinks of wax. Why wax? Because it wants to remind you that you’re the kid who ate birthday candles in first grade, that’s why. And every single other bad decision you now regret.

fuck this tea. fuck it, it tastes like a hollow  mannequin of a tea, hot leaf swill unfit to fertilize even fake fucking flowers.Maybe you could tan leather in it. I don’t fucking know but get it away from me and the human race. Fucking shoot it at the moon where it belongs with all of the other celestial fucking seasonings. fuck

I never thought I’d reblog a tea review but here we are.

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westernkanye:

DON’T TOUCH ME I’M STERILE

westernkanye:

DON’T TOUCH ME I’M STERILE

sistermarymistyday:

sarahpaulsonsfuckinglisp:

sarrahpaulson:

AHS Meme | [1/3] Sad Scenes

A divine being finally having a human experience.

act this scene out in ths shower and tell me how much it improves your life

LET IT ALL IN
AND THEN
LET IT ALL GO

lalo-arutan:

yes more from the legend of equius
this ended up being bigger than the other drawings
but ohwell
aradia is the first dungeon boss in the story
as you can see she is a ghost and also dead. she’s been haunting an abandoned masion for ages and the moirails’ mission is to pacify her!
Nepeta & Equius | Karkat | Sollux

lalo-arutan:

yes more from the legend of equius

this ended up being bigger than the other drawings

but ohwell

aradia is the first dungeon boss in the story

as you can see she is a ghost and also dead. she’s been haunting an abandoned masion for ages and the moirails’ mission is to pacify her!

Nepeta & Equius | Karkat | Sollux

lalo-arutan:

8(
lets keep with this legend of equius thing ok ok
sollux is like another important sage… or more especifically
a mage
hes the protector of a tiny village but hes missing, trapped inside a fucking double dungeon and all the villagers are in absolute despair
the heroes need to blablabla save some stuff blablabla find sollux blablabla zeldatastic stuff.
(regarding the village, i think it would be something like Simmetry City from Oracle of Ages. god that part of the game was a pain in the ass)
Nepeta & Equius | Karkat | Aradia

lalo-arutan:

8(

lets keep with this legend of equius thing ok ok

sollux is like another important sage… or more especifically

a mage

hes the protector of a tiny village but hes missing, trapped inside a fucking double dungeon and all the villagers are in absolute despair

the heroes need to blablabla save some stuff blablabla find sollux blablabla zeldatastic stuff.

(regarding the village, i think it would be something like Simmetry City from Oracle of Ages. god that part of the game was a pain in the ass)

Nepeta & Equius | Karkat | Aradia